Bloopers
I decided to add this section of 'bloopers' as an on going piece of humor. Sometimes I look through the chapters already wrote and wonder 'What if this scene was played out as a live action thing? Would they always be done correctly the first time around or would there be bloopers, goofs, funny/frustrating/cute moments here and there?'
Chapter One
Abenti: *getting ready for bed, she literally tears off her uniform*
Alex: CUT! Abenti, you were suppose to remove your clothes but keep them in one piece, not shred them to confetti!
Abenti: Really? *looks at script* Oops...
Alex: Read it too fast, I take it.
Abenti: Yeah... *sighs*
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Abenti: *pulls off clothes in order to get ready for bed*
Hawk's Eye: *wolf calls and takes several pictures from his position on fire escape*
Abenti: What in the... *sees Hawk's Eye and throws the now balled up uniform at his head* Pervert!
Hawk's Eye: *falls over the railing*
Alex: *sighs* Medic!
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Helios: *leads the tiger to the shrine room*
Tiger: *spies the balls of energy and pounces on the orange one*
Alex: Cut! *notices something odd about the orange energy ball* Who put catnip on Tiger's Eye's energy ball?
Helios: *nervously whistles while hiding the potted plant behind his back*
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Abenti: *on phone with Ami* Any chance that off chances thaby shaby...*get tongue tied* Phbbbbt!
Alex: Cut! Take two!
Abenti: *again on the phone* Any chance for some off chance tha..wha.. *yet again gets tongue tied* Gah..
Alex: You need elocution lessons...
Abenti: Who wrote this script?
Alex: I did. Do you think you could do better?
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Abenti: *opens door for Ami*
Ami: *peers into Wild Amazon and lets out a low whistle* Forget about it being a jungle out here in the 'real world'... It's a jungle in THERE!
Abenti: Yeah... a classic case of the suburban jungle meeting the real jungle.
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Toraboushi: You're not a normal tiger...
Tiger: Well, duh! *rolls eyes* Way to state the glaringly obvious!
Alex: Cut! *glares* Tiger...
Tiger: I know, I know. I needed a snarky moment.
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Toraboushi: You're not a normal tiger, just as we're not normal...
Takame: Why be normal, anyway?
Manako: Normal is vastly overrated. *giggle*
Alex Cut. *sighs* Everyone wants to be a comedian.
Chapter Two
Abenti: Who... no, what am I?
Ami: You are the walrus... coo coo kachoo!
Abenti: *gigglesnort* ... *tries to hold it in but winds up laughing her head off*
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Abenti: *commotion out in hospital hall way* What the hell?
*all three go to the open door to take a peak*
Random Passerby: Didn't you hear? Willy Wonka's released six golden tickets in random bars of chocolate!
Alex: Wait, what?! *blinks* CUT! Who changed the script?
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Abenti: *commotion out in hospital hall way* What the hell?
*all three go to the open door to take a peak*
Random Passerby: *yells* MORTAL KOMBAT!
Mamoru: *in a deep voice* Finish him!
Yajuu: *drops disguise & slaughters victim*
Alex: O.O *blinks* CUT! Medic! *mutters* Now I know why my insurance premiums are through the roof...
Chapter Three
Abenti: Is there anything that you could tell me?
Tiger: Such as?
Abenti: Next weeks winning lottery numbers would be a nice start.
Tiger: Wait, what?
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Tiger: What do you think you're doing?
Snake Eyes: Nothing that concerns you, feline, Don't you have something better to do, like chase a mouse?
Tiger: Nope. Last time I did that, the mouse cut the cheese, and pee-eww... that one was really ripe!
Alex: Ugg... *tries not to laugh* That was bound to come out at some time or another.
Snake Eyes: Crude humor at its finest, folks... I'm going to take ten and hopefully you'll get it all out of your system by then.
Alex & Tiger: *cracks up even more at what Snake Eyes just said*
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